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Fa Q's
How do you have a Faqs already if this is a brand new web site?
We don't. This is total b.s., just like most everything else on the site; and in real life for that matter.
What do I have to do to get Preapproved Author status?
We're not really sure, but we think it has something to do with a spell-checker
and some tequila.
What do I have to do to become an a.g.l. Allstar?
Again, we're not really sure, but we think it involves much, much more tequila.
All I see are articles on Warcraft. When are you going to start writing about my favorite subject?
We don't need to. That's your job. Write an article about your favorite subject and submit it. Once it is
approved, it is posted.
What is the criteria for approving articles?
What does criteria mean? We're not good with big words. To have the best shot at approval use a spell-checker, keep
cursing down to a minimum, and use good judgment.
I like the quotes in the corner. Can I put up a few of my own?
You have to first know all the words to "Stick Shifts and Safety Belts" by Cake and
"Escape" (the pina colada song) by Rupert Holmes, then we might consider it.
Why is there a cat on your web site, and what is it doing in the picture?
That's Retzen. She partied with us through college and has a thing for ice cream and bottle tops.
In the pic she is mid-flight trying to intercept a top.
Why doesn't God answer my prayers?
Because she's playing World of Warcraft.
How do I get a website as cool as yours?
You can't. Pththttt. But if you want to try, you might consider contacting
The One Known as 'U'.
I noticed a lot of grammatical and spelling errors in your posts, yet you ask people to spell check their own articles.
Why is that?
Because we are hypocrites. Plaese use a speel checker.
Justin - why do you hate pickles, popcorn, barking dogs, and children?
Because I'm communist. Shut up.
So, what's with the snake?
Please. We don't really need to explain it, do we?
You have a terrible sense of humor, none of your jokes are funny, and some of the things you say are offensive.
First off, that is not even a question. Secondly, blow us.
How much hate mail do you get?
None yet, but we are working on it. Your mom is helping us.
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