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Meow. Urrr. Mow. Mow. Meow. ZZZZZZZ

Translation:
It's hard to type with short fingers covered with fur. It also doesn't help that I have no thumbs. Not to mention some dude took off my claws when I was a kitten. Oh I'm still pissed about that. I have to make this short though, I'm not allowed on the desk.

Well I'm Justin's roommate of 8 years. We have been living together as far as I can remember. Its funny though, he never asks me if I like the new places we move into. Hell by the time I get out of the car I'm happy wherever. I'm just glad we have never lived with a dog. I hate those fucking things. Some girl used to come over and wrestle with Justin a lot, and she would leave the dog to play with me. She hasn't been back since he got FF10.

BTW, Dogs don't play with cats. They sniff a lot then bark and chase us. Kids don't play with cats either. They just test our physical limitations then cry when we defend ourselves. I'm glad Justin doesn't have any kids. I hate those fucking things too.

I've kinda settled down in my old age. We used to eat ice-cream and smoke pot a lot, but now that Justin cut his hair he's boring. He doesn't even bring me any homework to lay on top of anymore. Speaking of laying, I see some clean clothes laid out that Justin might wear out tonight. I'm going to sleep there a while so he can have some fur on him when he goes out.

'I want my pets to come alive and chear me up and tell me everythings alright.' - K's Choice

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